Thursday, December 11, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
A Grandma from Georgia
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
“I am a patient” Is different from “I am patient”.
The first describes a hospital stay.
The second describes a spiritual virtue.
It is quite possible that because someone is not patient (as a spiritual virtue), he becomes a patient (in the hospital)
The Greek Bible uses a wonderfully compelling word- MAKROTHUMIA- translated as patience (0r longsuffering in the King James). Makrothumia comes two the words Macros (which means Long) and Thumos (which means passion or breathing hard). Makrothumia means controlling hard breathing (when we react strongly we experience hard breathing) or controlling passion.
In modern English, what exactly is makrothumia? It means the attitude that does not admit defeat, rising again after every difficult experience, refusing to be crumbled by disappointments and refusing to lie down and die when discouraged.
If you can combine ENDURANCE (standing still and strong even when the storm comes) and PERSEVERANCE (moving forward no matter what), the one word that would come out is makrothumia- or patience or longsuffering
Oh Yes, patience is a spiritual gift. Like a sword in your hand. of course you know that the sword can do nothing unless you use it.
Be patient. Here is what a patient believer will say: by God’s grace and fully trusting His righteousness, I will not allow anything now to defeat me. I am winner and the winner never quits because the quitter never wins.
DC
Monday, March 3, 2014
Loneliness and lonesomeness
"Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody to call my own" (A song from our youth)
Loneliness is not only to be without companions. Loneliness, to be precise about it, is to be without comforting companions.
One can become lonely in the midst of a boisterous company.
Loneliness is not even solitariness, which means to be physically alone. Loneliness is internal while solitariness is external.
Loneliness is not even solitude, which is an intentional disassociation from other people to do some serious reflection or to give vent to inconsolable grief.
Solitude is often intentional while loneliness is often inflicted. Loneliness is solitude except that is often inflicted rather than intentional.
May you be gifted with the spiritual skill of not allowing loneliness to batter you emotionally to a situation where you will say "nobody cares; I have no one in this world"
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Loneliness, Nostalgia, Lonesomeness:
Loneliness is not nostalgia, which is a mixed feeling of pain and pleasure for things or events of the past. Loneliness is the refusal to find hope in the future and contentment at the present.
Loneliness is not even sadness although these are, to some extent, alike in both content and impact. Sadness is about a temporary loss while loneliness is about a permanent loss.
The distinction between sadness and loneliness is that sadness tends to be temporary and short-lived while loneliness tends to be longer lasting and more damaging.
Loneliness is not even lonesomeness. Loneliness is oftentimes intentionally hidden while lonesomeness is usually made visible by a dejected face and a depressed behavior.
Lonesomeness triggers a forlorn attitude and appearance while loneliness may be expertly hidden from public view while a person goes about his daily life without his skills hampered by the turmoil inside.
How would you know if what you are going through is loneliness? If you recall something in your past and some strong feeling is generated, more likely it is Nostalgia.
If you start concluding that you have no one to call your own and there is no one who calls you his/her own, then you are lonely. Be careful. Loneliness can remove from you any sense of life even while you are alive.
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By Ptr Doy Castillo
Loneliness is not only to be without companions. Loneliness, to be precise about it, is to be without comforting companions.
One can become lonely in the midst of a boisterous company.
Loneliness is not even solitariness, which means to be physically alone. Loneliness is internal while solitariness is external.
Loneliness is not even solitude, which is an intentional disassociation from other people to do some serious reflection or to give vent to inconsolable grief.
Solitude is often intentional while loneliness is often inflicted. Loneliness is solitude except that is often inflicted rather than intentional.
May you be gifted with the spiritual skill of not allowing loneliness to batter you emotionally to a situation where you will say "nobody cares; I have no one in this world"
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Loneliness, Nostalgia, Lonesomeness:
Loneliness is not nostalgia, which is a mixed feeling of pain and pleasure for things or events of the past. Loneliness is the refusal to find hope in the future and contentment at the present.
Loneliness is not even sadness although these are, to some extent, alike in both content and impact. Sadness is about a temporary loss while loneliness is about a permanent loss.
The distinction between sadness and loneliness is that sadness tends to be temporary and short-lived while loneliness tends to be longer lasting and more damaging.
Loneliness is not even lonesomeness. Loneliness is oftentimes intentionally hidden while lonesomeness is usually made visible by a dejected face and a depressed behavior.
Lonesomeness triggers a forlorn attitude and appearance while loneliness may be expertly hidden from public view while a person goes about his daily life without his skills hampered by the turmoil inside.
How would you know if what you are going through is loneliness? If you recall something in your past and some strong feeling is generated, more likely it is Nostalgia.
If you start concluding that you have no one to call your own and there is no one who calls you his/her own, then you are lonely. Be careful. Loneliness can remove from you any sense of life even while you are alive.
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By Ptr Doy Castillo
Protecting Your Local Church
Protecting Your Church
Be United –
“United we stand, Divided we fall” reminds us the effect of unity and disunity of one’s organization. Church as a living organism and it function also as an organization, has a life and integrity that needs to protect.
“Make every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace.” Eph. 4:3
As a Christian, we are responsible in protecting the unity of your church, because it is the soul of fellowship. Destroy it and you rip the heart out of Christ’s body. It is the very essence of how God intends us to experience life together as His people.
Nothing on earth is more valuable to God than his church. He paid the highest price for it, and he wants it protected! If you are part of his family, that is your responsibility!
1. Practice Acceptance of One’s weaknesses, not to compromise but to love unconditionally
“ Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.” Eph. 4:2
2. Practice Encouragement and not Condemning.
An accuser of a brethren is the work of Satan.
Whenever I condemn my brother and sister in Christ, four things instantly happen.
- I lose fellowship with God
- I expose my own pride and insecurity
- I set myself up to be judged by God
- I harm the fellowship of the church
3. Practice to Refuse to Listen to Gossip
Gossip is passing on information when you are neither part of the problem nor part of the solution.
“A wicked person listens to deceitful lips; a liar pays attention to a destructive tongue.” Prov.17:4
“ If you bite and devour each other, watch out or you will be destroyed by each other. Galatians 5:15.
4. Practice Biblical Conflict Resolution
Jesus gave the church a simple three-step process for conflict resolution. But during conflict, it is tempting to complain to a third party rather than courageously speak the truth in love to the person you are upset with. This always makes matters worse!
“If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. 16 But if they will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’ 17 If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector.”
Matthew 18:15-17
5. Practice Supporting Your Pastors and Leaders
One of the sad things you learn in ministry is that people who have been around the church the longest can often be the most immature. Pastors often have the unpleasant task of serving as mediator between hurt or immature members, and they’re also given the task of trying to make everyone happy, which even Jesus couldn’t do!
“ Have confidence in your leaders and submit to their authority, because they keep watch over you as those who must give an account. Do this so that their work will be a joy, not a burden, for that would be of no benefit to you.” Hebrews 13:17
12 Now we ask you, brothers and sisters, to acknowledge those who work hard among you, who care for you in the Lord and who admonish you. 13 Hold them in the highest regard in love because of their work. Live in peace with each other. I Thess 5:12-13
“No one should seek their own good, but the good of others.” I Corinthians 10:24
It is not always easy to protect the unity of the church. Sometimes you will have to do what’s best for the Body, not yourself, showing preference to others. That’s one reason God puts us in a church family – to learn unselfishness. As members of a church, we learn to say “we” instead of “I” and “our” instead of “mine.” God blesses churches that are unified.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Hammer and Nail
James 1:2-3
"Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3 because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance."
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Seeking A Rich Husband
This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Friend
I have an acronym about the word that describe what true friends are. The word is SPARE
S - Stays
P - Protects
A- Accepts
R- Rebukes
E-Encourages
That's how friendship is...
S - Stays
P - Protects
A- Accepts
R- Rebukes
E-Encourages
That's how friendship is...
Sunday, February 16, 2014
LOST
LOST..
I suppose to attend a friends church event..without clear instruction of the way to the venue, just heard a name of the subdivision, just head on to the expected venue, when i got there..no big crowd, no sound system..no people that i know..no church event..texted somebody and waited for instruction..but no reply...then decided to go home...
lesson..
It will cost your money..it will cost your time..it will cost your energy...sometimes it will cost life..without proper guidance and instruction..
Divine instruction is very important...without it..
You will be lost..
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Overcomer!!!
OVERCOMER!!!
While im doing my paper work in my computer, our kitten
caught my attention,… she was playing, pushing, scratching the carton robot (school
project of my youngest) like a picture of David and Goliath, fighting to the
end with full of courage in spite of skill and size deficiency. Sometimes we
are confronted with problems, mountainous problem, a gigantic opponents or
difficulties, but we will not loose hope because we are an over comer, declared
not by people but by God’s Word.
Overcomer!!!
"You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world." 1 Jn 4:4
"You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world." 1 Jn 4:4
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Kindness Remembered
There
is a quotation that says, "what you sow is what you reap." This video
talks about kindness, mercy that was sown in the past, and remembered in the
present. May this video clip inspire us to do, to sow good things whether we
receive the result of our kindness or not, the important is we do the
right thing to do in helping other people.
Another Inspiring Story
A poor boy was selling goods from one door to another to pay for his studies. One day he found that he had only one dime left, and he was hungry. While approaching the next house, he decided to ask for a meal.
But when a young woman has opened the door, he only dared to ask for a glass of water. She looked at him and understood, that probably the boy is hungry. So she brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it and then asked, how much did he owe her. The woman replied: „You don‘t own me anything. Mother taught us never to accept pay for a kindness“. „Then I thank you from the bottom of my heart“, – he said and felt that now is stronger not only physically, but his faith in God has grown as well. The boy‘s name was Howard Kelly.
Many year have passed. One day that woman became seriously ill. Local doctors could not help her, therefore they sent her to a big city, where her rare disease would be studied by specialists. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he entered her room in the hospital, he immediately recognized the woman, that showed kindness to him, when he was poor. The doctor was determined to do his best to help her recover from her disease.
The struggle was long, but together they managed to overcome her illness. After some time the woman received a bill for her treatment. She was worried that the amount to pay would be so significant, that it would take the rest of her life to pay for it. Finally, when the woman looked at the bill, she noticed words that were written on the side of the bill. The words were: „Paid in full with a glass of milk“.
Another Inspiring Story
A poor boy was selling goods from one door to another to pay for his studies. One day he found that he had only one dime left, and he was hungry. While approaching the next house, he decided to ask for a meal.
But when a young woman has opened the door, he only dared to ask for a glass of water. She looked at him and understood, that probably the boy is hungry. So she brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it and then asked, how much did he owe her. The woman replied: „You don‘t own me anything. Mother taught us never to accept pay for a kindness“. „Then I thank you from the bottom of my heart“, – he said and felt that now is stronger not only physically, but his faith in God has grown as well. The boy‘s name was Howard Kelly.
Many year have passed. One day that woman became seriously ill. Local doctors could not help her, therefore they sent her to a big city, where her rare disease would be studied by specialists. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he entered her room in the hospital, he immediately recognized the woman, that showed kindness to him, when he was poor. The doctor was determined to do his best to help her recover from her disease.
The struggle was long, but together they managed to overcome her illness. After some time the woman received a bill for her treatment. She was worried that the amount to pay would be so significant, that it would take the rest of her life to pay for it. Finally, when the woman looked at the bill, she noticed words that were written on the side of the bill. The words were: „Paid in full with a glass of milk“.
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