Alibi is just a Lie

 A Liar Woman


An older woman gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
 
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
 
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

On Parenting

Let us take care of our health

Because of Who You Are

Because of Who You Are -

Because of who You are, I give You glory
Because of who You are, I give You praise
Because of who You are, I will lift my voice and say
Lord I worship You, because of who You are
Lord I worship You, because of who You are.

Because of who You are, I give You glory
Because of who You are, I give You praise
Because of who You are, I will lift my voice and say
Lord I worship You, because of who You are
Lord I worship You, because of who You are.

Jehovah Jireh, my Provider
Jehovah Nissi, Lord You reign in victory
Jehovah Shalom, my Prince of Peace
And I worship You, because of who You Are

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The Mango Fruit: a lesson on how to enjoy the present while preparing for the future

Take an invitingly yellow colored ripe mango. pick the one that captures you first by its irresistible smell and then later by its soft, succulent and serenity-inducing meat. Here's what you will discover:

you can enjoy the fruit but much as you would like to you can never completely remove all the fibers from the seed. the reason is that the seed need this coating in order to grow when it is replanted.

enjoy the fruit. enjoy the present

leave the seed intact and replant it: remember to plan and plant for you future.

that is why I call the mango the fruit of wisdom. reminds us to enjoy the present but prepare something for the future. enjoy now and still enjoy later. that is the mango principle.

By : Ptr. Doy Castillo

Joke Time - Salary Hike

SALARY HIKE

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee
of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company And the Mortgage Company!

Lemon Juice - Remedy for Kidney Stone Removal

                        Lemon Juice - Remedy for Kidney Stone (Calcium Oxalate) Removal

According to studies, lemon juice is very helpful in removing kidney stones,  typically, kidney stones are formed when small mineral sediments accumulate in your kidneys for an extended period of time. Although the stone starts out as an insignificant substance, it tends to grow larger if it is not eliminated from the system promptly. These mineral sediments that form the stones usually consist of uric acid or calcium that is present in urine. Kidney stone formation is also enhanced when there is an inadequate amount of water in the kidneys to dissolve the waste products. This is the reason why nutritionists and doctors recommend that you take eight glasses of water every day.

The size of kidney stones varies between 4 and 7 millimeters. When the kidney stone is very small, it could dissolve on its own, as long as you are taking sufficient amounts of fluid. On the other hand, if the kidney stone is too large to be dissolve by water or lemon juice, surgery may be necessitated for the removal of the kidney stone. The most common type of kidney stones is those that are formed by calcium phosphate. However, lemon juice is effective for dissolving them because of its Vitamin C content.

Preparations

1.     Prepare 20 ounces of natural lemon juice

2.    Drink it straight

3.    After an hour

4.    Prepare 1 ounce and mix it in 8 oz of water.

5.    Drink it and

6.    do the no. 3-5  process for 12 hours

Pure lemon juice raises the citrate levels in urine, and this is known to protect you against calcium stones. Although you may opt for orange juice, it is important to note that it will not lower the calcium levels in your kidneys, and it actually increases your oxalate level.


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Let the Dog Barks

 LET THE DOG BARKS...

A dog barks because it is a dog. a pig squeals because it is a pig. When the dog barks at you it is simply confirming that it is a dog. it is not trying to determine your worth as a person.

in the same way when somebody keeps on saying bad things about and against you, that reveals who he is not who you are. the one who is badmouthing you has a badmouth and it is not your mouth- it is his/hers.

relax and enjoy life. let the dogs bark

We all commit mistakes...so we should not focus on it...

Just learn from it....and move on...

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